Modern dictionaries ?

These definitions cannot be found in formal traditional dictionaries.They were made up to provide good topics for discussion and make us laugh !

Match these words with their amusing definitions.Then sit and talk about them.Do you agree or disagree with them ?

1.Accountant  2.Cannibal  3.Yawn 4. Chicken

5.Divorce 6.Selfish 7.Adult 8.Wedding

 9.Justice 10.Holy smoke 11.Boss

(  ) the only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead. 

(  ) a church on fire.

(  ) future tense of marriage.

(  ) someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

(  ) what the owner of a seafood store does.            

(  ) a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle;

(  ) someone who is fed up with people.

(  ) an honest opinion openly expressed.

(  ) a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

(  )someone you hire to explain you didn´t make the money you did.

(  ) a decision in you favor.