How many jokes can you tell about Santa ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkmaphIFpM

Are they naughty (off-colour) jokes or any

children can listen to and laugh at them ?

 http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/naughty

By the way,talking about kids,read some  awkard

questions they sometimes ask Santa Claus in their

letters,ok ? Which one do you like best ?

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/awkward

"Do you say HO!Ho!Ho! because you don't speak

other languages ? "

"Could you call me when you're close by so I can

come and say hello to your reindeer ? What's your

phone number?"

"Santa,how often do you change  your clothes ?"

How about these pictures bellow ? Do you think

they are funny or not ?  Enjoy !